"The prehistoric purple dinosaur was so upset that Shirley (from down the street) had created an organic Time Machine and brought him 185-million years into the future to modern New York city that he went on a rampage trashing mass transit buses and off-the-meter taxis; vowing to get revenge on the world by being the worst actor that ever played Godzilla on Broadway."
Even though his feet were burning from the hot ground, the Tiki continued to do the ritual dance honoring the birth of a new volcano on his tropical island in the south Pacific. Meanwhile, hidden away in the jungle, the rest of his tribe were singing the volcano song, "Hope-a-hope-a-hope-itdoesnot-getbigger".
"The Paparazzi Fairies collected the photos of has-been celebrities from around the world, then AFTERWARDS put them in a pile to be used as fuel for their annual B&T (Botox and TummyTuck) festival bonfire."
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Now that he knew he did not have a chance at getting tenure as a
University professor, he became fearless in his efforts
to become an absent-minded, not-so-evil professor in a
successful Saturday morning, animated cartoon series on cable television.
After the archeologists dug up this 10,000 year old terracotta vase in southern mid-asia and examined the painting on the side, they LINKED the ancient society to a bunch of really crazy people who worshipped big-eyed cartoon birds....